Dhis luuks weerd. It luuks weerd for ubowt u week. Dhen Ingglish starts luuking weerd, bikawz yoo bigin noatising dhat does duznt raim with goes, and dher iz noa reezun dhu s in island igzists at awl.

This looks weird. It looks weird for about a week. Then English starts looking weird, because you begin noticing that “does” doesn’t rhyme with “goes.”

Wut ubowt aksents? Dhu bild targit iz Jenurul Umerikun. If yor aksent murjiz sowndz Adish distinggwishiz (or splits wunz it murjiz), yool hav u handful uv spelingz too memuraiz dhu way GA speekurz memuraiz nuthing. Wun aksent had too bee dhu referens; forks welkum.

What about accents? The build target is General American. One accent had to be the reference; forks welcome.

Hoamufoanz ar speld dhu saym now. Iznt dhat kunfyoozing? Yoo awlredee handul it evree taim yoo heer dhu sentens. “Dher going too dher hows” iz igzaktlee az kleer owt lowd az it iz on dhu payj. Ingglish tekst wuz kareeing disambigyooayshun dhat speec never needid.

Homophones are spelled the same now. Isn’t that confusing? You already handle it every time you hear the sentence. English text was carrying disambiguation that speech never needed.

Wai keep daigrafs insted uv ading noo leturz? Bikawz yoo hav u keebord and it wurks. Adish iz u speling reefaktur, not u hardwer maigrayshun.

Why keep digraphs instead of adding new letters? Because you have a keyboard and it works. Adish is a spelling refactor, not a hardware migration.

Wai iz dhu doamayn adi.sh? Bikawz it iz dhu oanlee doamayn dhat spelz its oan naym. Reed it bai dhu roolz: a · d · i · sh. Dhu dot iz sailunt, wic iz teknikulee u vaiulayshun. Wee hav logd an ishoo.

Why is the domain adi.sh? Because it’s the only domain that spells its own name. The dot is silent, which is technically a violation. We have logged an issue.

Iz dhis u joak or u propoazul? Yes.

Is this a joke or a proposal? Yes.

Dhu TLD komplaiuns awdit

U TLD iz Adish-kumplaiunt wen reeding it bai dhu roolz produsiz dhu way yoo wuud akshulee say it.

A TLD is Adish-compliant when reading it by the rules produces the way you’d actually say it.

Dhis sekshun iz ritun in Ingglish

Adish is English with the bugs fixed. Every letter has one sound. Every sound has one spelling. If you can say a word, you can spell it. If you can read a word, you can say it. There are no exceptions, no silent letters, and no memorizing. The whole language fits on one page, and you just read the rest of this site in it.

Welcome to Adish. Your spelling test scores are about to be perfect.