Enee Ingglish wurd kumpailz too Adish in for steps:

Any English word compiles to Adish in four steps:

Step 1. Say it. Ignor dhu Ingglish speling intairlee, bikawz it wil oanlee misleed yoo. Colonel iz “KUR-nul.” Queue iz “kyoo.” Dhu leturz on dhu payj ar legusee koments dhat noa longgur mac dhu koad.

Step 1. Say it. Ignore the English spelling entirely, because it will only mislead you. The letters on the page are legacy comments that no longer match the code.

Step 2. List dhu sowndz. saiuns (science) = s + ai + u + n + s. wun (one) = w + u + n. Say one sloalee and yool heer dhu w dhat Ingglish never roat down.

Step 2. List the sounds. Science = s + eye + uh + n + s. One = w + uh + n. Say “one” slowly and you’ll hear the w English never wrote down.

Step 3. Transkraib with dhu alfubet. Wun sownd at u taim: saiuns, wun, kurnul, kyoo.

Step 3. Transcribe with the alphabet, one sound at a time.

Step 4. Cek dhu kulizhun roolz. An aksidentul letur per gets u haifun: mis-hap. U propur nown stayz az it iz.

Step 4. Check the collision rules. An accidental letter pair gets a hyphen. A proper noun stays as it is.

Dhu tool ubuv duz steps 1 too 3 bai dikshuneree luukup. Wurdz it duznt noa pas throo uncaynjd. Ad dhem too dhu dikshuneree and dhu translayter lurnz dhem.

The tool above does steps 1 to 3 by dictionary lookup. Words it doesn’t know pass through unchanged. Add them to the dictionary and the translator learns them.